Here with me and Stephen today are our fellow POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR hosts, Glen Weldon. And in this episode of NPR's POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR, we're competing to find out who knows our listeners best. ![]() And who is the best Chris? I'm Stephen Thompson. We've got NSYNC versus the Backstreet Boys. Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university.In honor of the upcoming clash between same-day releases of "Barbie" and "Oppenheimer," we asked our listeners to weigh in on some of pop culture's most contentious matchups. Principal: Ohooo! Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. ![]() The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4". The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
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